Today’s Fabulous Friday Female is Janell Burley Hofmann

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Fabulous Friday Female Janell Burley HofmannThis week’s Fabulous Friday Female is Janell Burley Hofmann.

Janell is a writer and community activist. She leads empowerment programs for youth and families on Cape Cod and is a modern day abolitionist with the Made By Survivors Network. She is a lover of life and enjoys the wild ride with her husband and five children ages 12, 9, 7, 5, and 4.

But these are not the reasons that Janell is today’s Fabulous Friday Female.

No, today I’m featuring Janell because of a contract she wrote to her 13-year old son on giving him an iPhone 5 as his Christmas present.

I have the greatest respect for any parent these days.  Trying to guide and steer a young person through life with the myriad of challenges that the modern world presents must be tough.

For example I heard a story being shared a few months back about a couple who were worried about their teenage daughter.  They were finding empty clear plastic bags in her bathroom an the first thing that came to their mind was drug use.  When they confronted her about it, the reality was stranger than they could have imagined.  The clear plastic bag was to put her iPhone in while in the shower so that she didn’t miss anything on facebook or text during her morning routine while getting ready for school.

This story shocked me…and made me realise just how addicted to technology our society is becoming.

…so when I saw Janell’s contract being shared around facebook, I thought it was brilliant – and something a lot of adults could take something from.

Below is the letter that Gregory received with his iPhone on Christmas morning:

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good and responsible 13-year-old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.

I love you madly and look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.

1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren’t I the greatest?

2. I will always know the password.

3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads “Mom” or “Dad.” Not ever.

4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30 p.m. every school night and every weekend night at 9:00 p.m. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30 a.m. If you would not make a call to someone’s land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected.

5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person. It’s a life skill. *Half days, field trips and after school activities will require special consideration.

6. If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs. Mow a lawn, babysit, stash some birthday money. It will happen, you should be prepared.

7. Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.

8. Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.

9. Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room. Censor yourself.

10. No porn. Search the web for information you would openly share with me. If you have a question about anything, ask a person — preferably me or your father.

11. Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public. Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being. You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.

12. Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else’s private parts. Don’t laugh. Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence. It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life. It is always a bad idea. Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you. And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear — including a bad reputation.

13. Don’t take a zillion pictures and videos. There is no need to document everything. Live your experiences. They will be stored in your memory for eternity.

14. Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision. It is not alive or an extension of you. Learn to live without it. Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO (fear of missing out).

15. Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff. Your generation has access to music like never before in history. Take advantage of that gift. Expand your horizons.

16. Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.

17. Keep your eyes up. See the world happening around you. Stare out a window. Listen to the birds. Take a walk. Talk to a stranger. Wonder without googling.

18. You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You and I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.

It is my hope that you can agree to these terms. Most of the lessons listed here do not just apply to the iPhone, but to life. You are growing up in a fast and ever changing world. It is exciting and enticing. Keep it simple every chance you get. Trust your powerful mind and giant heart above any machine. I love you. I hope you enjoy your awesome new iPhone.

xoxoxo,
Mom

This letter has got a LOT of attention over the past month and a half, with Gregory and Janell even appearing on Good Morning America:

So today I would like you to join me in acknowledging and celebrating the amusing and tongue-in-cheek approach that Janell has taken in guiding her son to be responsible and mindful as he grows up into adulthood. I love the approach and I love the sentiments…and I believe that a lot of us could gain a lot from taking on one or two of her suggestions!

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As you know, I would love to acknowledge, honour and celebrate the women who have inspired you as well. So if there is someone that you believe should feature as a Fabulous Friday Female, then send me an email (claire@feminine1st.com) with 3 simple details:

  • Who is your Fabulous Friday Female? (Her name and location in the world)
  • Why is she a Fabulous Friday Female to YOU? (How do you know her? What does she do? In what way is she inspiring?)
  • A photo or link to a picture of her online (if there is a reason that you would prefer not to include a photo, just let me know)

So help me to share with all of our lovely ladies the real women who inspire YOU.

…and remember, as always, to Stay Fabulous too!

Claire x

 

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